My Brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.
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Things I want in the next 5 years
- a stable job that i love
- enough money to live comfortably and travel
- a fulfulling relationship
whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY
you’re doing the lord’s work
sister signs as cliche couples
Aries & Libra are the jock and the cheerleader; they met at a party one night during freshmen year and it was love at first sight. Everyone’s OTP: they’re the attractive, sociable, popular couple that everyone loves to be around.
Taurus & Scorpio are the old, bickering married couple; they love each other, really, they do – but at this point, the only way they show it is by arguing back and forth. To everyone else, it’s tiring, but they could never get sick of it, much less each other. And hey – it help keeps the passion alive!
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